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Billy’s family didn’t have indoor plumbing, so they used an outhouse. BIlly hated the outhouse because it smelled horrible, was frozen in winter, and roasting hot in summer.

The outhouse sat near the edge of a river, and Billy swore to himself that when he got big enough, he would push the nasty thing into the river.

A couple of years later, on a sweltering hot day, Billy passed by the outhouse, was disgusted by the smell, and had enough. He grabbed a log and pushed as hard as he could. The outhouse went over the bank, hit the river, and floated downstream.

Later that day Billy’s dad asked him if he was the one who toppled the outhouse into the river. Billy grew embarrassed and admitted he did it.

His dad said, “Billy, that means no football, and extra chores for two weeks.”

Billy said, “But Dad, when George Washington told his dad he chopped the cherry tree down, he didn’t get punished because he told the truth.”

“I know,” said Billy’s dad. “But George Washington’s dad was not sitting in the cherry tree.”

The South Park episode “The Succubus” originally aired on April 21st, 1999 introduced a character named Mr. Derp, who briefly served as the chef’s replacement. In this episode, the character performs various slapstick clichés like striking himself on the head with a hammer while exclaiming “Derp!” The expression has been used in a number of other South Park episodes, most notably in Season 6, Episode 15 “The Biggest Douche in the Universe” (2002) and Season 8th, Episode 6 “They Took Our Jobs (2004).”


Dating website sayings

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